Biting Ants

I won't bore you about my weekend, but I will offer you some advice based on my experiences of Friday and Saturday.

• Sleep the night before you go to Thorpe Park. Silly as it sounds, this is a very valuable piece of information. After not sleeping before Thorpe Park on Friday night, I would know. You seem to walk around it in some kind of dream state. The rides are a lot less thrilling as well, cuz just feels like you're in a dream flying.
• Don't ever get bitten by ants, because it fucking hurts. I got bitten last night at Sophie's party, and I'm still in pain.
• Try to get more than 3 hours sleep in a space of 48 hours. For the love of God, trust me on this one.
• It doesn't matter if it's summer, it still gets fucking cold at night.
• Do not get drunk with 14  year olds. Ever. It's a bad idea. They can't handle their drink obviously. 3 WKDs and they're on the floor giggling to themselves about how they've never been this drunk before. It's a sad sight to see. Avoid at all costs.
• Play the 'Inappropriate Game' at parties. This one's good. Find the the person who it is most inappropriate for you to hit on. This is best played in small groups of best friends. For example, an inappropriate person for person A to hit on would be person Bs younger brother, providing A and B were best friends. Even if they weren't best friends, it's still pretty inappropriate.
• One more thing - try to avoid nannying drunks at parties. Especially the kind that have their friend with them who fancies them so much but has no idea how to deal with drunks at all. It's not fun.

It was a good weekend.

Sayonara.