Haiku a Plenty

This is what my lunchtime consisted of. Please note that I don't mean any harm in any of these, and if you find any of these offensive, get over it.

Black beauties beaming
Bright in my hollowed half-night.
What a sordid sight .

Mikey Lindfield

Wanker wanker wank

Wanker wanker wanker wanks

Wanker Wanker suit.

D'Arcy Molyneux

Bitch gotta know when

To shop before she spreads her

Legs into her hole

Mikey Lindfield

Into the doormat

A world hidden in my eyes

Escape the dusty place

D'Arcy Molyneux

Haiku haiku hi!

Yay! I shit you not that

Sadie Law is fat!

Mikey Lindfield and Dan Partridge

Nick Barnes sits near us,

Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh. Eugh.

OMG, just why?

Mikey Lindfield and Dan Partridge

Mikey's haikus rhyme.

He's such a fucking wierdo.

Why is he here, huh?

Dan Partridge

Pluck the feathers from

Her swollen serpent, as she

Flicks the blackest tits.

Mikey Lindfield

Now that you are here,

Escape is not an option.

Time for me to feast.

Dan Partridge

Brownness dribbles from

My lips. Fuck me. Oh God, why

Did I eat it? Why?!

Mikey Lindfield

Into the distance

D'Arcy left us all alone.

I am dead inside.

Dan Partridge

Fizzy lemonade

Sprinkles in my begging mouth.

The yellow ribbon.

Mikey Lindfield

I hate X-Factor.

I am so non-conformist.

TV is so drab!

Dan Partridge

For Dom:

Brown hair that's so fine.

Oh, I wish he could be mine.

In me, I'll confine.

Mikey Lindfield

Wow! It's in my hair!

What is? Are you sure? How comes?

Fuck, you put it there!

D'Arcy Molyneux

It was so fleeting,

Those 10 seconds of beating.

She lies in a pulp.

Dan Partridge

In my naughty mouth,

And then let your lips go south.

To my cold odour.

Mikey  Lindfield

It's a fine art, I'll admit, but I think we've hit the nail on the head with these Haiku. Aren't they just fantastic?

Sayonara